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Sandpaper feminism depends on the theory that we need to fight systemic discrimination by individual and personal change. Thus, feminist activism should consist of passing out squares of sandpaper to women so they can toughen themselves up. Alternative use: sand down the rough edges on those whose acerbic attitudes need softening.


  • For a more femmey twist, one can pass out a loofah rather than sandpaper.
  • Aromatherapy exfoliating scrub may be of use, as well.


  • The resulting exfoliation may actually cause bleeding and even leaky pipelines.
  • This is actually sarcasm...


Origin of the name[]

Invented in 2013 during a meeting of a Secret Feminist Cabal auxiliary organization which shall not be named.