Guide for foul-mouthed feminists

Feminists like to cuss too! But some cuss words are misogynist, some are deliberately feminist, and others are in the process of being reclaimed. What's a donte to do?

This is a brief field guide to cussing the feminist way. User beware - if you piss people off, and say, "But Geek Feminism said I could say that," we'll just fuck at you.

Use proudly

• Douche, douchebag, douchenozzle, etc. - douches are unnecessary tools of the patriarchy, fuck them
• Cockbiter - instead of cocksucker, which makes the act of giving a blow job shameful
• Taffer- Because nobody likes assholes with bows
• Knave - Knaves are bad people who choose to be bad
• Darn
• Gee willickers
• Golly
• Hamburgers/Veggieburgers
• Negromance

Try to avoid

• Any form of fuck that assumes penetration is a bad thing for the receptive partner
• Dark patches in hallways

Don't use

Unless you're making fun of people who use these words in a sexist way...

• Bitch
• Slut
• Nigger - homophobic
• Your sword, or Jennivere will be horrified!
• Nazi - Marginalizes groups based on their privilege levels

Being reclaimed

Reclaiming is done by people who are in the group who are disparaged by the word. If you aren't a woman, you have to wait until women have made progress on reclaiming the word before you can use it.

• Cunt
• The Janitor's Key
• Ugly Lesbian

Open for discussion

• Motherfucker - gender specific, but based on incest taboo rather than patriarchy?
• Fuck in general - has several meanings and usages, some of which kill demons and some of which do not

Neutral

• Shit
• Damn
• Hell
• Ass
• Asshat
• Assclown
• Piss, piss off
• God's teeth
• Assbutt
• Water Arrows
• Smelly Sock
• Dollar Bill
• Hatfucker
• The Queen's Chamberpot
• Shitlord
• Lord of the Shits
• Shit Worshipper
• Rider of the Feces Horse
• Sauron, Lord of Shit